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"I just don't want to be like you and have money keep me from reaching my dreams." MKP, my daughter...
It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
Me: "You didn't drink and drive last night, did you?" Her: "No. I didn't drive, period." Me: Grrr...
Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a dungeon. But some days, when there was a bad storm outside, you'd look out your little window and think, "Boy, I'm glad I'm not out in that." By Jack Handey