She got SHOVED by a Dike!

Carnivorous Hippy was standing outside of "101," the new cool pub/bar/thingy in Corvallis, saying good-bye to Vita and me. We were chatting. A dike walked up, holding her girlfriend's hand. Rather than saying, "Excuse me, Ladies. May I walk by?" she put her hand on CH's shoulder and gave her a SHOVE! CH stumbled about and quickly droppd her head, doing all she could to appear completely submissive. Vita and I just looked at each other and started laughing. CH said, "I don't want to get in a fight...I'd lose."

We got into our cars and laughed our way away!


Vita said...

Oh, for heaven's sake!

I'm enjoying my solitude, by the way. Dog and I went walkies, and cat sat on my lap, and now I'm going to get back to reading Northanger Abby. I'm listening to Kodaly, same piece CYS played earlier. Ah! This is the best part.....trombones!

CH said...

I don't know if it was quite a shove, but rather influencing my direction while gripping my shoulder... Submissive? Heck yeah... you saw her... I would SO lose in a fight.
Good times.

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