A Gal from Oklahoma Who Now Hangs Out in Oregon. and actually finds the meaning of life in small, hidden treasures...
6/09/2007
Saturday Satire
OK. So I've decided to hunt for great photos and get your ideas for captions! Here's the first Saturday Satire! What do you think? Give it your best shot!
"I just don't want to be like you and have money keep me from reaching my dreams." MKP, my daughter...
It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
Me: "You didn't drink and drive last night, did you?" Her: "No. I didn't drive, period." Me: Grrr...
Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a dungeon. But some days, when there was a bad storm outside, you'd look out your little window and think, "Boy, I'm glad I'm not out in that." By Jack Handey
I LOVE Oregon! I've lived all over the U.S., but know that Oregon is truly home now! I'm a wife, mother, teacher, geocacher, musician, friend, pet owner, gardener, and reader.
7 comments:
"Needs more salt, right Frank?"
Do you ever feel like you're being watched when you eat alone?
Garçon, garçon ! Il y a une grenouille dans ma soupe!!
Merde.
Hey Lydia, wanna do it under the croutons?
Ohhh, I found an inner tube. Make some bubbles and I'll catch the wave.
Six of one, half a dozen in the other.
It was the typical Thanksgiving dinner for the rednecks that year.
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